After rewriting Bennie and the Jets...we had a brainstorming session about the advantages of electric boobs. Here are just a few fun features that electric boobs could possibly bring.
1. In the winter, it's cold out...just a touch of a button instant warmth.
2. In the summer, it's hot out...same as above...touch of a button instant cool.
3. Too dark? No problem flick of a switch and really turn on the headlights!!
4. Inappropriate groping, the special taser feature!
5. Need a guy's attention at the bar. Tit-Traction beam!
6. Dress, bra, shirt, whatever doesn't fit right, auto adjust mechanism!
Come on people, electric boobs would be the shiznit! Feel free to add your own ideas!!!