Saturday, October 31, 2009


Bennie and the Jetts is now...

electric boobs and a mohawk know I read it in a magaziiiiineeee ohh oh..

OOOHHH they're weird and they're wonderful, Oh Bennie she's a RENEGADE!!!!!!

Chanel 69 is da bomb...we're just lucky her Pimp Scotty let her sing!!!

And she's totally HAWT in her neon pink Britney Wig.

Live from da Varsity Club...ya'll should be here that's all I'm saying.

Jon was paper boy...he said I can't elaborate, or elaborate, same word; different pronunciation.

Dave is cool...I don't think he was an elaborate paperboy though, but one never knows.

Dave is a buddhist...OOOMMMMMMM once I OOOMMMM I can get in his mind.....

It's all good...really it is. Meditation definitely outweighs medication in my book. Except for Topamax. Topamax is a gift from the gods and I am forever thankful for it even if i now think rice tastes like a stick of butter. Becky needs to re-watch or watch What's Love Got To Do With It. She'll learn another chant thingy.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Flashback time - July 4, 2009

Let's set this up a bit....Elizabeth is 10 mins from coming to get me to go to a friend's house for a bonfire..I am in my backyard cleaning up from a fire we had 2 days earlier (burned a couch) that was still so hot all I had to do was put a piece of newspaper in the pit and it burst into flames...

ring ring

Elizabeth looks at caller ID sees it's Becky

E: Hello?

B: Blkjoiau lkejgowiajhio giknjao;ighoih lgkwjeoaigh (vaguely sounding as if it could be Spanish)

E: pulls phone away from head and verifies it is indeed a call from B's phone.

E: What?

B: I gotta go to the hospital I think I broke my toe...

E: What did you do?


E: OMG! You are a re tard....I'm on my way....

B: Ah, ok, ok, (heavy breathing), I watched my toe move to the left....ouch ouch ouch!

Elizabeth informs Les that she is off to transport Becky, who may or may not have broken her toe, to the hospital. Also, he should go ahead and head off to their friend's house and she'll meet him there afterwards. But NOOOOO no no no he'll wait and not meet them out there, because stubborn he is. Also, paranoid he is, and he thinks that somehow his doing what she has asked him to do will end up with her being angry with him. Logic is not Les' strongsuit, but I'm sure this will be seen in further adventures. But I digress. So off Elizabeth goes in her trusty Aztek.

Arriving at Becky's she sees that Becky has somehow procured crutches. With the aid of her loving and helpful daughter Anna, Becky makes it to Elizabeth's car and off they speed to the wonderous world that is Wyandotte Hospital.

We are hobbling down the walkway, which is a pretty steep hill when your on crutches, and we enter the emergency entrance...

H: Hi. What are you here for?

B: (in a shaky voice) look (as I still my foot out)

E: her toe...we think it's broken..

H: Ok, well go through those doors and they'll call you...

B&E: hahahahha!

B: these crutches suck! C'mon, why can't they take me straight back, can't they see my toe pointing in the opposite direction??

E: I know, I know, it'll be o.k...

B: Well, I mean seriously, this is stupid, and I'm sober..........

N(nurse): next....

B&E: that's us...(hobble into the little curtain area)

N: so, what happened?

B: I hit my toe on a tree stump...


N: Ouch; well, let's see...(confirming info)......

B&E: talking amongst themselves, laughing...

B: to nurse: I'm sober by the way...(it is 4th of July)....

N: Ah, hahaha!

E: you are a re tard....

N: lol did you guys see The Hangover??

B&E: lol, yes we did! lol!

Weekend follow up from elizabeth....

Whoa! You totally forgot about Thursday....ya know that kinda starts our weekend off with NTT. (Name that Tune) A totally awesome game anyone who can ever play should play! So, we finally lost our 1st place title this past Thurs....BOOOO BOOOO!! But I guess all good things must come to an end!!! Good times, let's move on to the not so good times....

Friday night: bowling. yes, we did actually get music for about 1 1/2...then it was taken away from us again...I totally believe it's the power. Misery loves company...he must get hard with the "power" he thinks he, don't forget your little radio thingy! Then off to Rack n Roll, SBU=seepy ni nite for me...(IDK why)...liked Robots in the Garden...kinda blurry for Shram Band..(could be the meds)...but all in all good night.

Saturday: skipped karaoke for Motor City Acoustic Trio; which was fine, but the waitstaff, well, just one waitress in particular from Solero almost got thrown through the window...reason being: 10:30pm ish she comes to our table and asks me if she can cash us out?? WTF??? Um, no, I'm there for about another 2-3 hours I don't want to cash out! BITCH!! But then nice shiney blonde waited on us and she was great!
p.s. yes, Law Abiding Citizen=2 thumbs up!!!

Sunday: bowling yet again, ooops forgot to mention we bowled on Thurs too! but all the extra movement should help me w/my losing weight efforts! minus the beer, hahahaha!

Future: Tues at midnight going to see "This is it"-the MJ movie! I'm totally excited! I love him! that's all I kn0w for the moment...

I would like to close this blog by thanking Elizabeth for creating it! I think we will be blogging on this for years to let's get some followers!!!!!!!!!!!!

XOXOXO (and no, I didn't send this via text to your husband)!

Weekend Review - Bowling, Music and Stan ;)

Friday -

Stan pretty much kept himself out of my head.

Bowling happened.

No one was injured for not playing a damned bowling alley. I don't know what makes someone that isn't a cranky old man act like a cranky old man. Maybe it's the fact he thinks he has power...could it be? Becky might want to chime in with her opinion on this.

Music happened...oh the music it happened. Stan creeped into my head for a bit. But drugs and a quick kamikaze took care of that.

(side note Stan = Satan (stolen from the blog of Ms. Doxie, a typo...she meant to type satan and typed Stan and well Stan is pretty fucking close to Satan and therefore all Stans are only a vowel away from ultimate evil.) Stan also = my fucking headaches from hell that best be relieved soon or someone will have their head on a pike and it may be me.)

Anyway back to the music. Becky and I got to rock out to SBU, Robots in the Garden, and Shram Band. :) woohoo! But of course SBU being the death metally band they are, the Bizzle was ready for sleepy ni ni. ;) We pondered the possibility if the lead singer was possibly Stan...I don't think so...I think he was a decepticon (though he might not be typical, I dunno)

Saturday -

Was not in the Park and I don't think it was the fourth of July. We had Sunday morning movie a day early! Woohoo! Nekkid Gerard Butler...or should I say Buttler. hehe *sigh* Anywho, death, dismemberment, crazy weaponry, awesome movie! I give Law Abiding Citizen 2 thumbs up!

Saturday night, we headed out to Solero to see the Motor City Acoustic Trio...was fun fun fun, I had yarn in my hair.
I do have to say, waitstaff sucked. I will leave the elaboration on this point to Becky. I'm sure she has a much more heartfelt opinion on that portion of the evening.


rounded out the weekend with more bowling. :) Fundraiser, where I won hairstuffs that I desperately needed (See above where I put yarn in my hair because I am so desperate for hairstuffs and my hair looks so bad I am left to add craft supplies to make myself look presentable or something...woe is me.)

So back to Monday, and also now at the beginning of this Moments of Insanity Blogging Project.


1st Blog! Woo-hoo!!!!

Wow, this is a new forum of conversation for us! Are you ready to put your rude, crude, funny, forgotten and maybe a little forbidden fun on the internet for the world to see?? Give me a hellz yeah! HELLZ YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

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Moments of Insanity will be brought to you both by Elizabeth and Becky. This will be our little space to have long running conversations and expose the world to all that is funny...even if it is only funny to us. ;)